Types of people you will meet during New Years

“New Year, New Me!” …… OMG, please stfu! If this was you on New Years, you and I can’t be friends. Anyways, here are some of the people you will meet during New Years festivities.

Love Lurker: This guy/girl is steadily looking around the room for a potential New Years kiss. This person either came alone, a third wheel from a couple or just the single person of their group. They’re the hopeless romantic that’s looking for that fairy tale love story “I met his during New Years and now we live happily ever after” tale. Stay clear from these people, definitely if you have been drinking. It usually just add drama to your life going into the new year.

The Re-bounder: Don’t get this one confused with the love lurker. Yes they’re similar, but there’s one big difference between these two. The love lurker is really looking for a significant other that will last, but the re-bounder have other motives in mind. Normally, these motives is to show their ex that they don’t need them to have fun. Some just stare off in distance whispering to themselves “New Year, New Me” others will go the whole nine yards and sleep with another individual and be sure to post about it. Anything to strike and emotional cord to their ex or an attempt to dull the feelings for their ex.

The Early Birds: These individuals don’t break their bed time for New Years. It’s nothing to frown upon. For some people, Halloween just don’t do it for them. To the early birds, New Years just don’t do it for them. They don’t get wrap up with the whole going into a New Year deal. To them tomorrow is just another day. For others, they have responsibilities to attend to, like getting up and going to work bright and early.

The Happy New Years Guy/Girl: HEY HAPPY NEW YEARS! Every. Damn. Hour. These individuals keep up on what part of the world that went into the New Year. Please do not let these people DJ at your event or have a megaphone near them.

The Social Media Addict: Instead of enjoying themselves with their friends and family, this individual is constantly on their phone. Posting on instagram or tweeting every 5mins about how bad ass their New Years is unfolding. A lot of the times, there’s no motive behind all the post. They just feel the need to share everything on social media…. That’s how they enjoy being out.

The Party leader: If you’ve been too busy with Christmas to plan anything or you don’t know where to go, that’s when you contact this person. He knows when and where all the parties are going to be held. Most likely he will be attending one of the better ones. Look no further, grab your friends and go where he/she is going.

The overly affectionate PDA couples: A lot of the time these couples are spending their first New Years eve together. For a lot, this is the first time ever that they’re spending it with a significant other. While everyone else is talking while having a few or participating with friends with some games, you can catch them making out in the corner. And for the love of god, if things are getting intimate find a room or something. There’s no reason to finger your girlfriend in the damn corner. Everyone can still see you!

TONIGHT I’M GOING TO GET FUCKED UP GIRL/GUY: They have been knocking back shots since 3pm. You’re just hoping that they don’t pass out before the ball drop for new years. You either going to have great stories to tell or regret that you ever brought them. Alcohol is the main culprit, but some even take hardcore drugs.   



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